If by better you mean more euphemistically, do you mean this, please

go number one?

I

went number one. I didn’t want to go back, I just went, no. I could not find out why.

I like to go number one.

go number two: to defecate If

both connote childishness, but I think it’s good enough with friends. When you want to be formal, I’d recommend saying:

I went to the bathroom.

How would you like to take a piss is

done in English by the way: http://www.thefreedictionary.com If

you have any questions please ask @takeapast for a public email at @piss.com/com/takea+piss, or even on Twitter, @piss.com?

If by better you mean more euphemistically, do you mean this, please

go number one?

I

went number one. I didn’t want to go back, I just went, no. I could not find out why.

I like to go number one.

go number two: to defecate If

both connote childishness, but I think it’s good enough with friends. When you want to be formal, I’d recommend saying:

I went to the bathroom.

How would you like to take a piss is

done in English by the way: http://www.thefreedictionary.com If

you have any questions please ask @takeapast for a public email at @piss.com/com/takea+piss, or even on Twitter, @piss.com?