I’ve always liked I had an all-nighter. ”

This generally refers to a night out on the town, night-time shift work, or cramming for exams. What’s of that nature?

I’ve got a few:

• a dodger
• a shirker

In Australia we also have a ‘bludger’ but I think that’s more to do with laziness than shifting the blame. Do two qualities coexist within a school?

Why are they so depressed everyday?